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The full lotto menu, printed like lunch.
This page is the paper menu: courses, prices as plate scores, and a hop if you already know your kitchen. For the long write-up, open the review. For official lottery products, you want a different building.
Today's specials
The three we actually shout about.
House favourites
Owned hops and local-flavour pies.
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#4 Yebo Casino
Yebo Yes Platter — A one-word yes — then a proper SA casino lobby.
9.0
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#5 10bet Casino
Ten-Bet Toastie — The numbered ticket for people who like a tidy sports-casino combo.
8.9
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#6 Punt Casino
Punt Pie — A punter's pie — casino pastry, betting gravy.
8.8
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Lekker Biltong Board — Afrikaans-flavoured betting that already sounds like a good time — until the bill.
8.7
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Jackpot Cash Shake — A name that points at the till — which is honest and a little dangerous.
8.6
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White Lotus Tea — Quiet luxury branding for people who hate neon.
8.5
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The rest of the board
Costume plates, still fully reviewed.
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Eight-Times Wings — A multiplier name for players who like loud win pop-ups.
8.4
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Royal Ribs — Crown-on-the-door energy for players who like VIP language.
8.3
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Thunderbolt Bites — Fast name, louder lobby, shorter patience.
8.2
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#10 Slotbox Casino
Slotbox Popcorn — A box of reels. No castle, no yacht, no myth.
8.1
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#11 Yeti Casino
Yeti Ice Cream — A cold mascot for a warm-bankroll problem if you overstay.
8.0
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Imperial Stew — Empire font, standard casino stew.
7.9
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#13 Fun Casino
Fun Fizz — The soft-drink of the board — simple, sweet, easy to overpour.
7.8
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#17 Cocoa Casino
Cocoa Cake — Dessert branding for a room that still charges rand.
7.7
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#18 Lemon Casino
Lemon Ice — Citrus-bright room for people tired of burgundy velvet.
7.6
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#19 Apollo Slots
Apollo Sun Plate — A slots temple with a Greek god doing the greeting.
7.5
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Neptune Catch — Ocean king branding for people who like deep-blue lobbies.
7.4
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#21 Yako Casino
Yako Flatbread — A short, punchy name for a no-speech-bubble casino.
7.3
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#22 Casinex Casino
Casinex Nachos — An x in the name for people who like modern, slightly techy rooms.
7.2
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Capital Pretzel Stand — A city-of-slots pitch for catalogue hunters.
7.1
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#24 Hyper Casino
Hyper Hotdog — Supermarket energy — wide aisles, bright lights, impulse snacks.
7.0
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Paradise 8 Punch — Island digits for players who like palm trees and a lucky 8.
6.9
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Da Vinci Gold Leaf Salad — Renaissance garnish on a gold-leaf casino.
6.8
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#27 Box 24 Casino
Box 24 Midnight Toast — A 24 on the door for people who play when the shops are shut.
6.7
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This Is Vegas Strip Fries — A full sentence for people who want neon without a plane ticket.
6.6
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Spartan Skewers — Helmet-on, slots-only attitude.
6.5
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Desert Nights Dates — Dusk colours and quiet drums for slow evening spins.
6.4
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Black Diamond Espresso — A hard gem name for players who want the room to feel serious.
6.3
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#32 Ace Lucky Casino
Ace Lucky Cards — Card-table language for people who still think the ace is due.
6.2
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#33 Tusk Casino
Tusk Biltong Stick — An African-animal mark that still has to pass a cashier test.
6.1
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#34 Casino Casino
Casino Casino Double Shot — The name said casino twice in case you missed it the first time.
6.0
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